About Not Funny Prank

Ten minutes to twelve, it's time to eat.
A man enters a restaurant, the server has placed a prank table and asked him to wait. Beside him a man reading a newspaper at a table with a tasty plate of spaghetti.
Our client was very hungry and after a few minutes he can do more: he quietly pulls the base of his neighbor and begins to eat.
Reached the end of his meal, he sees the merits of a comb plate full of greasy dandruff, disgusting ... and he vomited in his spaghetti plate. At that time, his neighbor bends his newspaper and said: "You also have found a comb ..."

A cat enters a pharmacy application:
Can I have syrup to tomcat.

A young man tells his mother that he is in love and wants to marry. With a wry smile, he said:
- I invited my girl and her two girlfriends tomorrow for tea at home. I will tell you anything, and you'll try to guess which of the three I decided to marry!
The mother agrees.
The next day he returned with three pretty girls. They spend at the show, talking a good time, and finally the young man asks his mother:
- So Mom, in your opinion, who do you think I intend to marry?
- The middle.
- Wow, that's great, you guessed it! How did you do?
- Simple intuition, she taps me on my nerves already ...

Two guys are talking and one of them said:
- If the end of the world came within fifteen minutes what would you do?
- Me? I'll fuck anything that moves! And you?
- I do not budge ...

Read the following very carefully aloud:

- This is this cat.
- This is is cat.
- This is a cat.
- This is how cat.
- This is a cat.
- This is keep cat.
- This is a cat.
- This is con cat.
- This is busy cat.
- This is for cat.
- This is the cat.
- This is less a cat.
- This cat is 20.
- This is seconds cat.

Now you wonder what is this stupid, huh? Well go back and read the third word of each line from the beginning ... No hard feelings ...

Two women discuss:
- I am an excellent guardian of house: whenever I divorce, I'm guarding the house!

He is a man who is attached to a pole in a tribe cannibalism.
A cannibal approaches and asks:
- What's your name?
Then the man replied:
- Why do you ask that?
The cannibal replied:
- This is the menu!